I Just Found $5 Outside My Apartment.

"Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95)
11/06/2014 at 17:33 • Filed to: None

Thats my grocery shopping partially paid for. Finding free money is the best.

DISCUSSION (17)

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
11/06/2014 at 17:54

Wondered what happened to that $5. I've been looking for it all day.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
11/06/2014 at 18:01

Somewhere a little boy is crying because he lost the money his disable single mother gave him to go to the corner market and buy a half gallon of milk....I hope you're happy.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/06/2014 at 18:04

There are no children here.

There are no corner markets that sell milk, just booze. And Red Bull.

I am very happy.

ttyymmnn > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
11/06/2014 at 18:18

That's my fiver. I can identify it. It's got a picture of Abe Lincoln on it.

MANY years ago, my brother and I were up early delivering papers when we found a ladies clutch purse in a phone booth (that's how long ago it was). It had $168 in it, if I remember. We took it home and gave it to our dad, who tried to contact the owner, but with no luck. A couple of weeks later we asked about the money. He said he used it to pay bills. My brother and I were pissed. But now that I'm a father of three boys, I can completely understand why he spent it.

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
11/07/2014 at 00:17

I once found a $20 on the ground at Walmart, my mom made me give it to the clerk, apparently (supposedly) her brother had lost it earlier that day.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
11/07/2014 at 08:30

i once found $100 in a puddle , out the back of my old work place. gotta love money made from polymer

Coty > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
11/07/2014 at 11:44

There are no children here.

There are no corner markets that sell milk.

For our economy has collapsed.

The children died of thirst.

The shops closed, unable to find buyers for their milk.

All because you kept the five dollars.

ACESandEIGHTS > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
11/07/2014 at 11:48

I found a $50 bill once. [message ends]

RazoE > ttyymmnn
11/07/2014 at 11:49

He definitely tried. I'd turn it into a police station or deliver it to the address on the ID/License.

ACESandEIGHTS > Coty
11/07/2014 at 11:50

My dad—as a kid—took $5 to the dairy once and was hauling back a load of milk bottles for his family of 18 when the wagon overturned and they all shattered, scarring him for life.

Lesson learned: just one word, son... plastics .

Coty > ACESandEIGHTS
11/07/2014 at 11:53

I love the way your write stuff.

Sam > ttyymmnn
11/07/2014 at 11:55

Me and a friend went to see the Lego Movie at the cheapo movie theatre and found a ladies' handbag with $500 in it. I was about to give it to the attendant, money intact, until I noticed something fishy. The woman had about 5 ID's and Social Security cards in the purse. All the ID's had a picture of the same woman, but with different names. I assumed she was committing some sort of fraud. So we took the money, left the theatre, and bought nearly $200 in sushi at the best sushi place in town.

ttyymmnn > RazoE
11/07/2014 at 11:56

IIRC, there was no license, or else the address was out of state. However, he may not have tried very hard. I imagine he really needed the money at the time.

ttyymmnn > Sam
11/07/2014 at 11:57

Hmmm. I might have called the police. Maybe after nicking a couple hundred from it first, though. I bet she was cashing other people's checks.

ETA: The Lego Movie was awesome.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Coty
11/07/2014 at 12:01

Alternatively, its a college town in butt fuck nowhere...

Sam > ttyymmnn
11/07/2014 at 12:02

We didn't even make it to the opening previews. Best 5 dollars I've ever spent, though.

E92M3 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
11/07/2014 at 12:17

Make sure you file that as income on your 1040 this year.